January 2012
3 tags
ugh ugh ugh. with the onset of food poisoning came an onset of sensitivity to smell. i am almost barfing because my dad is cooking chili for his healthy self, and i feel really bad because it’s the same spicy smell that i just threw up all today and last night.
my mom’s lighting a candle to get rid of the smell, but my heightened sensitivity isn’t playing along.
food...
December 2011
2 tags
I made a new year’s resolution, knowing I would break it, knowing that it wouldn’t stick.
"You see the priests were nothing but word and...
-William S Burroughs, The Soft Machine
forgot to mention that the entire katherine/elena thing is SO darla/buffy. basically, the entire base plot of the vampire diaries is just a …not very well covered up homage to one of the biggest relationship dramas in buffy the vampire slayer and angel.
VAMPIRE DIARIES, YOU DID NOT JUST CALL ONE OF YOUR STRONG FEMALE CHARACTERS A “MANIPULATIVE LITTLE SLUT” YOU ARE NOT WINNING ANY POINTS IN ANY CATEGORIES. THAT IS A MASSIVE FOUL.
1 tag
woww vampire diaries ripping off the whole “vampire with a soul” thing, and the “vampire boyfriend intends to kill himself with the sunrise but human girlfriend saves him and his mental health before he’s actually able to” minus the freak sunnydale snowstorm.
why is it always "You don't LOOK gay,"
sleepypasture:
corneaandeardrum:
and never “Wow, you’ve shattered the stereotype-driven image of gayness I’ve been conditioned to accept. I should rethink my definition of queerness. Thank you for that.”
TRUTH.
chrisfromcali asked: youre on tumblr at what i think is 6am for you . why is this?
“Like most women, I currently live in a society where violence, harassment and...”
– Tiger Beatdown (via pnasty)
This is so relevant to everything.
(via mindyshabibti)
THIS THIS THIS.
This is what rape culture looks like.
(via silverqueen)
1 tag
UGH YOU’RE REALLY GOING TO HAVE THE HEROINE OF THE SERIES SACRIFICE HER BLOOD TO REVIVE THE (NEARLY) DEAD HERO? SORRY, THIS REEKS OF BECOMING PART 2. (IF IT’S NOT CLEAR, THIS IS ANOTHER INSTANCE OF THE VAMPIRE DIARIES PILLAGING BUFFY FOR CONTENT.)
miguel-perezident replied to your photo: oh hi?
they liked quite a bit of my stuff earlier this week too, i’m unsure who they are?’
i have no idea! no info on their page about who they are. highhopeslowblows WHO ARE YOU?
seriously, vampire diaries? you’re going to use the old “school teacher by day, vampire hunter by night” character? why didn’t you just name your lame rip-off character RUPERT GILES to make it a little more obvious?
I WILL POINT OUT EVERY MASSIVE BUFFY RIP-OFF.
4 tags
new years resolution: juggling goals
50 with 5 clubs juggle under a nose balance.
“Sadness gives depth. Happiness gives height. Sadness gives roots. Happiness...”
– Osho
this is weird, but i want to go back to my new york life now. i love you, minnesota, but it’s getting super complicated.
YOU’RE EVEN CALLING HIM “BROODING” AND “MISTER FOREHEAD” WHAT THE FUCK, BLATANT BUFFY REFERENCES. LEAVE IT TO WHEDON TO WRITE THE VAMPIRE STORIES, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
i’m on my 9th episode of the vampire diaries.
it’s pretty much about two manipulative dudes who have not gotten over ONE girl in over 100 years.
every ounce of this show in the vampire lore category is ripped off of buffy, the percentage of the show that’s high school drama is completely unoriginal.
dear television producers: SHOW ME SOMETHING ORIGINAL BECAUSE THIS SHIT...
just got super excited about finding the cookie that i stashed next to my bed half and hour ago that i promptly forgot about. yesssss.
